I used to think I was a healthy balance between the type A personality and the type B personality, but recently my type B has been really overbearing and my type A personality has gone into hiding. I sent type B out to find type A, but Type B just sat at the computer and watched a season's worth of some random television show. [Thanks a lot Type B].
It's not that type B doesn't have a spot in my heart, it is just spread out across the entire thing lately insomuch that my type A is huddled in a corner in a fetal position rocking back forth repeating, "It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay."
Yeesh. Sometimes I would like to tell my type B to take a hike, but it just sits on the couch eating a cupcake or five. I tell her scoot or else and she looks at my face and just bursts out laughing in a mocking tone.
Com'mon type B, give a girl a break. I don't mind you visiting, but this residence is driving me slightly insane.
It is time I turned from a sit back and watch the flowers grow person to a doggedly determined person that allows nothing to stand in her way--least of all a cluttered house. My kids will have piano lessons. My house will be clutter-free. I will fix meals that are tasty, daily. I will have a consistent schedule with the kids. I will throw away that annoying hula hoop I heard go by my door when my kids are supposed to be asleep.
There you go Type A--have a gallon of "five hour energy." We'll get through this and usher type B to her vacation resort somewhere in the Caribbean. We can do this dearie. Don't worry. Here, here is a wheat grass smoothie.
Yum. We're so [gag] healthy. This will be great. I am in charge here. I can do this. I can do this.
Please tell me I am not the only one that feels like this some of the time.
