Documentaries and S

Today S got really upset after we had watched 20 minutes of a crocodile documentary suggested by Netflix.  She was so scared she cried for the next twenty minutes.  No amount of comforting her that a crocodile would not come and get us, even if we went to Australia (provided we avoided croc-infested waters).  

Then she wept that she was worried she would marry a man that would go and camp by a croc-infested lake.  Then he would get eaten. Her soul was wracked with worry.

I told her not to fall in love with a man that likes to camp where crocodiles live.

She tearfully replied, "What if I do it by accident?"

Note to self--stick to documentaries about butterflies and dolphins.