But I have to say, dear New Jersey, specifically Jersey City, you really need street signs!!!
Also, dear Google Navigation (mine's named Betty), the one and only time (just about) that I want to go home a different way, telling me to make a U-turn at every (packed) intersection will not make me change my mind about the way I want to go home. Also, please update on the streets that say "No left turn!" and look like they've been that way for a very very long time (especially at highway entrances).
Even though Betty was acting batty, it was really nice to have an agreeing crew on my side. Every time Betty gave me bogus directions I would say, "No, I'm not doing that." The posse in the back hollered out things like, "You tell her, Mom!" Okay, no one actually said that, but they did say, "Maybe you need another new phone mom, this one is not working." "Mom, be nice to it." "I can't believe she [Betty] keeps telling us that!"
We came home extremely exhausted. . . or at least I was.
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